Life of the party
Bill was known as the life of the party for good reason: And party was a lot more fun when Bill attended. I guess you could say that Bill was a man about everyone and everything! If Bill came to your party, you could be sure that he'd dish the dirt on somebody you knew, or at least a friend of a friend. In any case, I decided to invite Bill to one of my parties for all these reason, as well as because he was just a nice guy to have around. Of course, some people didn't feel that way. In fact, Bill had a number of frenimes that were just waiting for him to make the wrong move, tell a story that was proven to be false, or even make him the butt of their jokes. I guess he had it coming, but I never expected that it would take place at MY party. It's all a little hazy now, but I here's the gist of what happened… The party stared off with a bang. Almost everyone arrived and the catering was awesome. I wanted to give everyone the red-carpet treatment, so I had splashed out on a lavish spread. Some people might think it was a little over the top, but I'm a firm believer in pulling out the stops when I throw a bash.
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