Dwarf tossing is exactly as it sounds... horrible. These "competitions" basically consist of drunk dudes at bars throwing little people at mattresses and Velcro-coated walls. In the late ‘80s, they were especially popular in the great state of Florida. Legislation has now made them illegal there, as well as New York, but every other state in the union, however, apparently has a vendetta against small folks ‘cause the savage sport hasn’t been universally outlawed.